Okay...TRUE STORY...

1. 40
   8
   Feb
   
   

   streetsofchicago:

   shaynell:

   leftbrainright:

   (via nicholasscimeca)

   15 inches possible. That’s what she said.

   In other news, ugh.
   
   Crap.

   Whenever a snow storm comes in, my “That’s what she said…” usage quadruples.
2. 11
   8
   Feb
   

   Don’t you hate when you fake sick (or think you may be coming down with something) and then you actually get sick??  Hello world.  My name is Jackie and I’m a hypochondriac.
3. 27
   7
   Feb
   

   gettingthereasfastasican:

   luciwithani:

   My favorite Super Bowl commercial. (Yes, I googled it)
4. 13
   7
   Feb
   
   

   No Superbowl party is complete without: Buffalo Chicken Dip!

   Here we go, I’ve got my ingredients all set for today and the antacid and advil for tomorrow morning.

   Ingredients

   • 1 8-ounce package cream cheese
   • 2 cups cooked chicken (a store-bought rotisserie chicken works best), shredded
   • 1/2 cup buffalo wing sauce, recommended brand Texas Pete
   • 2 tablespoons butter, melted
   • 1/2 cup blue cheese dressing (eyeball it)
   • 1/4 to 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (eyeball it)

   Preheat oven to 300°F.

   Cover the bottom of an 8x8” dish or pie plate with cream cheese.

   In a large mixing bowl, combine the shredded chicken, wing sauce and butter, and pour over the cream cheese-filled dish or pie plate.

   Top with just enough blue cheese dressing and mozzarella cheese to cover (adding too much cheese will cause a thick skin to form that will make eating the dip difficult once the cheese cools).

   Heat the dip in the oven for 20 minutes. Serve with Scoops (Tortillas or Fritos) alongside for dipping.
5. 193
   7
   Feb
   

   "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."

   - Barney Stinson; How I Met Your Mother
6. 16
   7
   Feb
   
   

   GYSTS- My new haircut edition!!

   Whoa!  My hair was looking like Axl Rose’s circa 1992; November Rain days….so my wonderful salon (http://artandsciencesalon.com/) took off more than 4 inches and dyed it lighter…this is the shortest my hair has been in 5 years and I LOVE IT!  Sometimes GYSTS means treating yourself.

   If you are getting your sh*t togteher today and would like to share, please email me a picture and a short desciption at: artinslowmotion@gmail.com and visit: http://gysts.tumblr.com
7. 14
   6
   Feb
   
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   infinitelycaptivating:

   kdessss:

   priscillablair:

   Free Fallin’ covered by John Mayer
8. 5
   6
   Feb
   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   yellowdoor:

   J.Crew Spring
9. 89
   5
   Feb
   
   

   awkwardlyawesome:

   I missed all the fun yesterday.
10. 23
    5
    Feb
    
    

    STILL laughing at these…..

    thestateimin:

    shirtdress:

    i had to play along.
11. 8
    5
    Feb
    
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    Daft Punk-Digital love

    Fist Pump!  It’s Frrrriiiddddddaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
12. 113
    4
    Feb
    
    

    These Snooki posts are killing me..whhhhhhaaaaaa..this is definitely the best one.

    ohhsnapp1:

    My turn!