8:15am bbm message
From one of my best girlfriends…
Kelsie: How long do you think the jello shots need to get jello-e?
Me: They take 2-3 hours, and btw I love that it’s 8:15 and I’m waking up to vodka.
Kelsie: It’s 9:15am here
Me: Please don’t try and justify your lushness to me. I’m not buying it.
I love soccer and used to play it for a long, long time and have seen some pretty shaddy moves..but NEVER have I seen this: BRUTAL!
Pretty sure this girl would kick my ass. Girl’s soccer gets a little rough
The Real McCoy-Another Night
Fist Pump!! It’s Frrrriiddddaaayyyyy!!!
In light of our 90’s party tonight, turn your speakers up to this classic 90’s jam…
Every now and then there is one or two people who comes along and lights up your whole mood. They are those people you turn to when everything seems rotten. They turn your “happy” switch on, even when you are at your lowest of lows. Do you know who those people are in your life? Are these people your soul mates or just innocent bystanders just meant for a little pick-me-up?
People come and go, friends weave in and weave out but without these people, your etenal happiness just starts to fade.
Michael Buble-Haven’t Met You Yet
One of my good friends, Cass, just told me this song reminds her of me. Biggest guilty pleasure=Michael Buble. No joke.
This is hilarious
The Weezer Snuggie Infomercial
Don’t care what anyone says, Weezer rocks.
My first sale
Everyone says you will always remember your first sale ever made (in a sales job). Mine was about three years ago to a guy at a carwash on the southside of Chicago with no teeth and an authentic cowboy hat.
And he bought 2 (count them) 2 radio spots…..that ran overnight.


