January 2012
7 posts
Fist Pump! It’s Friday!
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“Cheer’s to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right”
– Oprah Winfrey
“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words...”
– T.S. Eliot [via overflowing] (via tallgirltales)
November 2011
3 posts
“Keeping a mustache after Halloween is like leaving your Christmas lights up...”
– Sam’s new status message -From: Jackie P.
October 2011
8 posts
Anonymous asked: Ok, speaking of beauty products, what makeup do you use? Your skin always looks glowy and dewy.Help a sister out!
1 tag
“Sometimes it’s a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in...”
– David Byrne (via quotewhore)
“What am I doing tonight? Well, the work crew bailed on happy hour, so I invited...”
– I plead the 5th.
September 2011
4 posts
August 2011
9 posts
Friends Don't Let Friends...
…pick horrible fantasy football players…
…let you leave broccoli pieces in your teeth for 4 hours…
…text back an ex-boyfriend at 2am in response to “What up girllll…”
…let you recycle the same word over and over..like “It’s going to be legit” or “Fo Sho” for too long….
…talk you into a hot pink...
Lollapalooza live webcast all weekend! →
Great line-up and even more fun to see my own hometown, Chicago, rocking out. So get your Ray Bans and feather hair extensions out and enjoy!
(BTW, Coldplay killed it last night. Just sayin.)
July 2011
15 posts
30 in a "20 year old" bar
Man…. I’m starting to get that weird flabby thing in my arm. The 20 year olds at this bar don’t have that. There’s a conversation going on next me that involves talk of how many times they have been to “this club” and what your favorite shot lately has been. I will never be that person that says I’m “old” for being 30, but I can say...
p0uncebounce:
What You Know | Two Door Cinema...
“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via quotewhore)
June 2011
1 post
My apologies!
I’ve been M.I.A. for MONTHS. So my apologizes as this weekend I may flood the feed with embarrassing stories, G.Y.S.T.S(Get your Shit Together Sundays) and a recap of the last few months totally tubular events! Looking forward to bringing my blogging back!!
May 2011
1 post
March 2011
4 posts
The Most Typical Face on the Planet →
Very interesting! National Geographic Magazine came out with this video clip determining that researchers conclude that a male, 28-year-old Han Chinese man is the most typical person on the planet. So your telling me that not EVERYONE looks like Kim Kardashian?