Okay...TRUE STORY...

“What am I doing tonight? Well, the work crew bailed on happy hour, so I invited my best friend, Merlot, over. I think I’m starting to fall in love with him.”
— I plead the 5th.
  1. sheilarrose said: Yeah, I’m totally double dating merlot and pinot noir these days!
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