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RED Jeans-The “new” White jeans
I’m overly excited with my new purchase today.  My friend’s all know I push the expiration envelope, every single year, with my white jeans and usually go days and weeks after Labor Day wearing them ( don’t.really.care.)  
Well, I got out of my beige comfort zone and tried on a pair of red hot jeans.  Looking back at myself in the dressing room mirror with my ass on fire (not literally) at Express, and with the flamboyant and ravishing sales associate telling me they were “fierce” I was feeling like this was a good purchase.  Let’s all keep our fingers crossed that I don’t come off tonight like 30-year old Euro-trash.

RED Jeans-The “new” White jeans

I’m overly excited with my new purchase today.  My friend’s all know I push the expiration envelope, every single year, with my white jeans and usually go days and weeks after Labor Day wearing them ( don’t.really.care.)  

Well, I got out of my beige comfort zone and tried on a pair of red hot jeans.  Looking back at myself in the dressing room mirror with my ass on fire (not literally) at Express, and with the flamboyant and ravishing sales associate telling me they were “fierce” I was feeling like this was a good purchase.  Let’s all keep our fingers crossed that I don’t come off tonight like 30-year old Euro-trash.

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