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J’adore: music that gives me chills, high-fives, dominating in Scattegories, mojitos, dreaming of Santorini and Chicago.

Want to say hi?  artinslowmotion@gmail.com


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} catch(err) {}Visit My 365 Project!</description><title>Okay...TRUE STORY...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @artinslowmotion)</generator><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>What is your Jersey Shore nickname?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/"&gt;What is your Jersey Shore nickname?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Put in your name, fist pump, and find out!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(J-POW is mine)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/279177302</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/279177302</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:18:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Fist Pump!!!  It’s...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/279035055/tumblr_kuhvbbEYK61qzubaq&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fist Pump!!!  It’s Frrrrriiiiddddaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Phoenix-&lt;i&gt;Girlfriend&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/279035055</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/279035055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:35:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"So slide over here, and give me a moment"</title><description>“So slide over here, and give me a moment”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;INXS “Need You Tonight”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;**I once used this as my myspace headline back in ‘06 when myspace was the best thing ever..and I wonder why I was getting creepy emails from guys over 40 with rat tail haircuts.  Good lyrics, regardless….&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/278269865</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/278269865</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:51:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Bangs
Everytime I look at a picture like this, I want bangs...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugsr4S6oB1qzubaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bangs&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everytime I look at a picture like this, I want bangs again….BUT you can’t really get this type of “bangs effect” without these three things: 1) thicker hair 2) your own personal hairdresser that does your hair every morning and 3) total confidence with the hairstyle so when your guy friends tell you they hate the bangs, you can say they will grow out.  &lt;i&gt;(**Seriously, when I cut my bangs like this last year, it was like World War 3 to some of my guys friends who said bangs look HORRID on women.)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are heavy bangs out of style yet?  Or can you still pull them off?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/278258249</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/278258249</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:42:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Random Picture Thursday-Taylor Swift makes me look bad in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugixjTdeK1qzubaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Random Picture Thursday&lt;/b&gt;-Taylor Swift makes me look bad in pictures (by the way her Dad took this and obviously does not know how to focus a camera.  This is from 2007! :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Over-tanned dude on the left is my ex…hey MM!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277997668</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277997668</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:10:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My Mom used to make these!  I’d end up eating all the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugab2SZfE1qzff75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My Mom used to make these!  I’d end up eating all the kisses from the center and leaving the cookie, just…naked.  That would probably explain why I was such an ADD/hyper kid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itsjustjared.tumblr.com/post/277895051/hersheys-peanut-butter-kiss-cookies-will-be-made" target="_blank"&gt;itsjustjared&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hershey’s peanut butter kiss cookies&lt;/i&gt; will be made today! as my good buddy Jonny would say… these cookies are so fucking &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;‘chronic’&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277953472</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277953472</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I just spent $115 on GRE prep books.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;….AND I’m so excited!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277835091</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277835091</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:29:32 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Very, very true words. I made a very big decision today that is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuesn6gFm21qzj9v4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Very, very true words. I made a very big decision today that is going to change my entire life :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whenyougetthetime.tumblr.com/post/277806459/via-pinkrose" target="_blank"&gt;whenyougetthetime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://pinkrose.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pinkrose&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277833015</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/277833015</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:27:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>12/9/09
Another snowy day in Chicago!
Tonight’s forecast:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kueq2oLBOn1qzubaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;12/9/09&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Another snowy day in Chicago!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tonight’s forecast: snowy with a chance of a bad mood, waking up tomorrow morning and sitting in traffic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276633282</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276633282</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:49:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s the rule of life that everything you have always wanted comes the very second you stop looking..."</title><description>“It’s the rule of life that everything you have always wanted comes the very second you stop looking for it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Sex &amp; The City (via &lt;a href="http://quotewhore.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;quotewhore&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276500315</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276500315</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:52:33 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm a sucker for chick-lit books</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/chick-lit"&gt;I'm a sucker for chick-lit books&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Here’s a huge list (about 8,000) that you can check out!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276485004</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276485004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:37:48 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>When I get married, I will pay any amount to have Max Wanger...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuejk8iUn21qzubaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I get married, I will pay any amount to have Max Wanger take the photos.  Want to see some of the most beautiful and creative wedding photography?  Enjoy! &lt;a href="http://maxwanger.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://maxwanger.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://maxwanger.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276475872</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276475872</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:28:56 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>G.Y.S.T.S. is BACK!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve been really lazy this past month with G.Y.S.T.S.(Get Your Sh*t Together Sunday) and even though I have still be getting my sh*t together, I haven’t really been blogging about it.  I’m happy to say that this Sunday, G.Y.S.T.S is back in action and it’s a BIG one. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hint: I’m going to Get my sh*t together by starting to study for a pretty big test……and no, not “What Lady Gaga song are you?” (although this is pretty fun…I’m “&lt;i&gt;Just Dance&lt;/i&gt;“….duh). &lt;a href="http://out.com/takeSurvey.asp?surveyID=58" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://out.com/takeSurvey.asp?surveyID=58" target="_blank"&gt;http://out.com/takeSurvey.asp?surveyID=58&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276462113</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/276462113</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:15:08 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas….(sigh...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucche68hN1qzubaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas….(sigh of frustration…) driving in this…all…..day….&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;Chicago, IL&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/274779429</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/274779429</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"All around the Eastern shore, put your circuits in the sea. This is what the world is for: making..."</title><description>“All around the Eastern shore, put your circuits in the sea. This is what the world is for: making electricity.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;MGMT (via &lt;a href="http://caryrandolph.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;caryrandolph&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/274170106</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/274170106</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:19:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>All I want for Christmas this year is to be able to say:
 ”All I want for Christmas…is...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;All I want for Christmas this year is to be able to say:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; ”All I want for Christmas…is you….”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/273777325</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/273777325</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:44:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Jazmine Sullivan(Glee)-Bust Your Windows
…still one of my...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/273755955/tumblr_kub2g7M1Pj1qzubaq&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jazmine Sullivan(Glee)-&lt;i&gt;Bust Your Windows&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…still one of my favorite songs on&lt;i&gt; Glee&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/273755955</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/273755955</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:26:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Lea Michele’s lace dress and shoes are to DIE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt076or5LJ1qz9qooo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lea Michele’s lace dress and shoes are to DIE FOR…and I’m starting to develop a huge girl crush on her. True story.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bubblesinthebathtub.tumblr.com/post/241978434/suicideblonde-dianna-argon-and-lea-michele-from" target="_blank"&gt;bubblesinthebathtub&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/241967308/dianna-argon-and-lea-michele-from-glee" target="_blank"&gt;suicideblonde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Dianna Argon and Lea Michele from &lt;i&gt;Glee&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/273744143</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/273744143</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:17:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>‘Jersey Shore’ Glossary 
(for your reference when...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku9jl2PkoD1qzubaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;‘Jersey Shore’ Glossary &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;(for your reference when trying to watch the show)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Arm sweatbands&lt;/b&gt; – Accessory worn by Angelina.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Banana clip&lt;/b&gt; – Hair accessory used by Snooki to prop up her poof.&lt;b&gt;Bang that out&lt;/b&gt; – Have sexual intercourse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blowouts and poufs&lt;/b&gt; – Preferred hairstyles at the Jersey Shore. The men gel and style their spiky blowouts (which look best the day of the haircut), and the ladies scrunch and tease a section of hair at the top of their heads. Snooki claims to have invented the poof.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Doggin’ you out &lt;/b&gt;– 1.) Looking at someone in a confrontational manner. 2.) Talking badly about someone.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ed Hardy&lt;/b&gt; – Preferred brand of Jersey Shore vacationers and Jon Gosselin. The more dragons, hearts, and crystals that embellish the item, the better.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fist pumping&lt;/b&gt; – A hand motion utilized by Jersey Shore males to show enthusiasm, especially when dancing to house music.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Juicehead&lt;/b&gt; – Someone who uses steroids in order to gain muscle mass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Parliament Lights&lt;/b&gt; – Cigarette brand of choice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ron Ron juice&lt;/b&gt; – A special blended cocktail containing watermelon, cranberry juice, and booze.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Princess of Poughkeepsie&lt;/b&gt; – Snooki&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Kim Kardashian of Staten Island&lt;/b&gt; — Angelina&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Trash bags&lt;/b&gt; – Serve as suitcases for Angelina.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Vibing&lt;/b&gt; – Being attracted to someone; flirting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/04/jersey-shore-glossary-vibing-v-being-attracted-to-someone-flirting/" target="_blank"&gt;http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/04/jersey-shore-glossary-vibing-v-being-attracted-to-someone-flirting/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/272652584</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/272652584</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:42:28 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy and ready for a wonderful wedding saturday!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku6ujglYjC1qzubaqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy and ready for a wonderful wedding saturday!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/270463402</link><guid>http://artinslowmotion.tumblr.com/post/270463402</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:45:30 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
